Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.

(Contributed by Randy Jewett)

Q: What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

(Contributed by Kevin Allen)

Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?
A: M.T. Ness

(Contributed by Geichle)

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

(Contributed by J Arkle)

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

(Contributed by Graeme Dawes)

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Tree falling in the forest.

(Contributed by Will Sandstead)

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